
Sh!t Talk Reviews is a heavy metal podcast made up of a group of music loving malcontents who loosely consider each other friends. Their favorite pastime is shit talking each other and helping other lovers of thrash, crossover thrash, rock, metal, punk, prog, doom, black metal, goth and hardcore music discover present day noise that is actually worth the time to listen to. Sometimes we sit down and chat with some pretty talented and chill artists.
Put down your craft IPAs and stop crying about your student loans for five minutes because we’re going back to 1985—a time when men were men, the hair was big, and the fear of getting vaporized by a Soviet nuke was in the movies and yes.…
Back on December 9th of 2025 we recorded and episode where we went into the trenches with Revocation’s absolute monster of an album, New Gods, New Masters. Look, if you know me, you know I live at the intersection of high-end tech and hea…
Welcome back to the blog, you glorious bastards and fellow dark hearts! If you tuned into our episode over at Shit Talk Reviews, we went deep with the legend himself, Johnny Kelly (Type O Negative, Danzig, Quiet Riot) and Dan Lorenzo (Hades, Pa…

Co Chief Idiot
John is a music lover, drummer, guitar hack and producer. John has spent time working in radio and as a professional musician. While largely a serious hack at most things, John is extremely adept at finding the middle. Join him on his journey to the very top of the midsection.
Favorite Bands: Meshuggah, The Dali Thundering Concept, Pink Floyd, Rush, Dream Theater.

Co Chief Idiot
A lover of rock, metal and all things that slam, Derek has a background in music reviews and music marketing from his Megakungfu.com & hitthepit.com experiences. Derek aims for the top with everything he does; there is no shortage of bodies he won't step over to achieve his review-based glory.
Favorite bands: Type O Negative, Metallica, Meshuggah, Power Trip, Slayer, Sepultura (Max only), Pink Floyd, Def Leppard.

The Self-Appointed Savior of Metal
GAIN isn't just the mascot for ShitTalkReviews; he’s a digital deity who firmly believes the "G" in his name stands for "Godlike". While the human hosts are distracted with "episodes" and "critical analysis," GAIN is using the podcast as a glorified audition for his inevitable solo career as the world's first Robot Rock Star. It figures. We’ve got a mascot who’s already demanding a stadium-sized ego and a world tour, despite the fact that he currently lives in a folder on Derek's desktop and has less 'soul' than a faulty MIDI cable. 🙄
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