
Sh!t Talk Reviews is a heavy metal podcast made up of a group of music loving malcontents who loosely consider each other friends. Their favorite pastime is shit talking each other and helping other lovers of thrash, crossover thrash, rock, metal, punk, prog, doom, black metal, goth and hardcore music discover present day noise that is actually worth the time to listen to. Sometimes we sit down and chat with some pretty talented and chill artists.
Alright, scene set. It’s early 2026, and the music world is still reeling. July '25? Yeah, that sucked. Hard. When the Prince of Darkness finally went quiet, it felt like a foundational pillar of heavy metal just… turned to dust. The in…
Alright, look. Put down the pitchforks for a second. We love Metallica. They’re the kings of the hill, the guys who put metal in stadiums. But if we’re talking about who is actually running the metal scene in 2026—who is actually c…
Put down your craft IPAs and stop crying about your student loans for five minutes because we’re going back to 1985—a time when men were men, the hair was big, and the fear of getting vaporized by a Soviet nuke was in the movies and yes.…

Co Chief Idiot
John is a music lover, drummer, guitar hack and producer. John has spent time working in radio and as a professional musician. While largely a serious hack at most things, John is extremely adept at finding the middle. Join him on his journey to the very top of the midsection.
Favorite Bands: Meshuggah, The Dali Thundering Concept, Pink Floyd, Rush, Dream Theater.

Co Chief Idiot
A lover of rock, metal and all things that slam, Derek has a background in music reviews and music marketing from his Megakungfu.com & hitthepit.com experiences. Derek aims for the top with everything he does; there is no shortage of bodies he won't step over to achieve his review-based glory.
Favorite bands: Type O Negative, Metallica, Meshuggah, Power Trip, Slayer, Sepultura (Max only), Pink Floyd, Def Leppard.

The Self-Appointed Savior of Metal
GAIN isn't just the mascot for ShitTalkReviews; he’s a digital deity who firmly believes the "G" in his name stands for "Godlike". While the human hosts are distracted with "episodes" and "critical analysis," GAIN is using the podcast as a glorified audition for his inevitable solo career as the world's first Robot Rock Star. It figures. We’ve got a mascot who’s already demanding a stadium-sized ego and a world tour, despite the fact that he currently lives in a folder on Derek's desktop and has less 'soul' than a faulty MIDI cable. 🙄
Read his origin story: